2021’s nostalgia trip will see Sex And The City & Sopranos revivals, but what the world REALLY needs is a comeback from Tony Blair

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By Charlie Stone, author and journalist who has worked for the BBC, several national newspapers in the UK and international media.

The late 90s and early 2000s are back in fashion this year as some TV favourites are reborn. But it’s the return of a former British Prime Minister in the battle against Covid that we should be most excited about.

It’s alright… we’re saved… never fear… Super Tony Blair is here!

Man, I don’t know about you, but it’s a massive relief to know Super Tone has slipped into his external underwear and cape and is now sweeping down from the clouds to save the world from the pandemic and Boris bloody Johnson.

In fact, Covid-19 would never have got started in the first place if Super Tone had been around in a Lycra suit. He’d have flown to China himself and whipped the bugger in that Wuhan market.

Bish! Bash! Bosh!

If only he had been asked. He was a bit busy making loads of money at the time, though.

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Blair has been on the phone to Health Secretary, and fellow Newcastle United ‘fan’, Matt Hancock to offer ‘strategic advice’ on how to beat that pesky virus amid Britain’s ‘inadequate leadership’ – ie bumbling Boris Johnson.

Getting everyone in the UK vaccinated would actually be a doddle if Super Tone was in charge.

A friend of Blair told the Sunday Times, “Tony believes deeply, as do many of the people around him, that he left office at the peak of his powers. He got better at governing as time went on. Ten years later, he is definitely animated by a burning feeling that the British governance is inadequate. He feels that he has the drive and ideas to change that.”

Tony Blair, of course, isn’t a doctor. Nor is he an epidemiologist. He is that rarest of rare creatures, a former Labour Party leader who can actually win elections.

He won three: in 1997, 2001 and 2005. He then stood down to make way for his former pal Gordon Brown, because they’d apparently made a pact when previous leader John Smith died and opportunity knocked.

No doubt that must be one of Super Tone’s greatest regrets – Brown, of course, promptly lost the next election to a Tory/Lib Dem coalition which eventually paved the way to a referendum on… Brexit.

Labour hasn’t won an election since. And it seems it didn’t actually like winning anyway, as Blair has been pretty much ostracised by the party – not least because of his support for the Iraq War and belief in dodgy dossiers, plus his cosy friendship with George W Bush, the biggest presidential bogeyman for the left until he was trumped by, well, Donald Trump.

Blair has been out of office for almost 14 years but is now, according to the Sunday Times, headed for a “de Gaulle style comeback,” referring to how the French President Charles de Gaulle returned to power 12 years after leading his country out of World War II.

His think tank, the Tony Blair Institute for Global Change, has been pointed towards Covid-19 for a while now. And he even has a fan in the form of Brexit guru Nigel Farage; they’d be a dream ticket to run the UK if ever there was one – if only for the humour value.

Blair was very much pro-Europe.

Farage said in a video message, “I do not agree with Tony Blair on much, but he has led the debate on vaccinations well. Put him in charge of the vaccine programme and let’s have a government of all the talents to end this unmitigated disaster.”

I do not agree with Tony Blair on much but he has led the debate on vaccinations well.Put him in charge of the vaccine programme and let's have a government of all the talents to end this unmitigated disaster. pic.twitter.com/U5a1ZGp7PS

— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) January 4, 2021

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Super Tone! Come on Tony, fly back down, biff that bozo Boris and take your rightful place at the despatch box. We need you now.

You won’t be the only one making a comeback in 2021. The hit TV show Sex and the City, which first aired the year after Blair became PM, is to return this year with three of the original cast members and a new title And Just Like That.

The Sopranos, which first aired in 1999 and finished in 2007 – the same year Blair departed the Westminster stage – is also set to return in 2021, as a movie prequel called The Many Saints of Newark.

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This year will also see a new rock opera based on the life of Blair, with lyrics penned by comedian Harry Hill – yet another throwback to the 2000s, you don’t see so much these days in his oversized collars. (Hill, funnily enough, actually IS a trained medical doctor).

It is to be staged at the Turbine Theatre, a fresh venue beside the rejuvenated Battersea Power Station in London. It’s part of a £9billion office, retail and housing project expected to be completed in 2021.

Tony! (A Tony Blair Rock Opera) will have a cast of supporting characters that include Osama bin Laden, Princess Diana and Saddam Hussein. Should be fun when it runs for a couple of weeks or so from February 1.

Oh, it’s very unlikely you or I will actually be able to get out to see it – everyone will still be in lockdown. Unless, of course, the messianic Tony can come to our rescue…

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Kyrgyz ruling coalition nominates former cabinet No.2 for PM

June 16, 2020 / 8:07 AM / Updated an hour agoKyrgyz ruling coalition nominates former cabinet No.2 for PM

BISHKEK (Reuters) – Kyrgyzstan’s ruling coalition nominated Kubatbek Boronov for prime minister on Tuesday, virtually ensuring he would get the post, after his predecessor resigned due to a corruption probe against former cabinet officials.

Boronov, 55, has served as the first deputy prime minister in the previous cabinet and worked as the Central Asian nation’s minister of emergency situations in the past.

He does not belong to any of the coalition parties.

Former PM Mukhammedkalyi Abylgaziev resigned on Monday, citing a criminal probe against his former subordinates which he said undermined trust in the cabinet and limited its ability to combat the coronavirus pandemic.

Speaking before coalition lawmakers, Boronov said his cabinet would focus its efforts on curbing the coronavirus, reviving the economy and preparing for an Oct. 4 parliamentary election.

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Officials remove statue of 18th century slave trader in London

June 9, 2020 / 6:05 PM / in an hourOfficials remove statue of 18th century slave trader in London

LONDON (Reuters) – A statue of Robert Milligan, an 18th century slave trader, was being removed from its plinth outside a London museum on Tuesday after officials decided it was no longer acceptable to the local community.

The previously obscure statue, which stands in front of the Museum of London Docklands, came into focus after demonstrators taking part in a global anti-racism protest movement tore down the statue of a slave trader in Bristol, southwest England.

Ontario to reopen restaurants, hair salons outside of virus hot spots

June 8, 2020 / 5:40 PM / in 2 hoursOntario to reopen restaurants, hair salons outside of virus hot spotsMoira Warburton, Allison Martell

FILE PHOTO – A digital traffic sign is seen above an empty highway 417, as efforts continue to help slow the spread of coronavirus disease (COVID-19), in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada April 4, 2020. REUTERS/Blair Gable

TORONTO (Reuters) – The Canadian province of Ontario will reopen some hair salons and outdoor dining at restaurants among other businesses on Friday, the provincial government announced on Monday, but only in health regions where the spread of COVID-19 is under better control.

The reopenings will begin as of midnight on Friday in 24 of the 34 health regions in Canada’s most populous province and the country’s economic engine, as it moves into the second phase of slowly reopening its economy.

The province will also increase the maximum of social groups to 10 people from five in permitted health regions, which include Ottawa, Canada’s capital city.

Toronto, the heart of Canada’s financial industry, and surrounding areas will remain in phase one, as will some regions near the U.S. border and one rural county hit with a large outbreak among farm workers.

The decision on which health regions to allow reopening was “based on trends of key public health indicators such as lower rates of transmission, increased capacity in hospitals, and progress made in testing,” a statement from the office of Premier Doug Ford said.

“I am confident that the rest of the province will get to stage two very, very soon,” Ford said at a press conference on Monday.

Film and television production will be permitted to restart in the approved health regions. Film production in Ontario was worth C$2.9 billion ($2.17 billion) as of 2018, according to provincial data.

Day camps will also be able to reopen, and Ford said the government will make an announcement regarding childcare reopenings on Tuesday.

Italy PM meeting with allies fails to break Atlantia deadlock

May 27, 2020 / 4:30 PM / in 2 hoursItaly PM meeting with allies fails to break Atlantia deadlockGiuseppe Fonte

ROME (Reuters) – A meeting between Italy’s Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte and coalition allies on Wednesday to try settle a row over Atlantia’s motorway business yielded no progress, two government sources said.

FILE PHOTO: A man looks at Morandi Bridge, before controlled explosions will demolish two of its pylons almost one year since a section of the viaduct collapsed killing 43 people, in Genoa, Italy June 28, 2019. REUTERS/Massimo Pinca/File Photo

Fresh talks on the matter are expected soon, the two people added, without giving a precise date.

The ruling, anti-establishment 5-Star Movement pledged to strip Autostrade per l’Italia of its lucrative concession to run motorways after the deadly 2018 collapse of a bridge it operated in Genoa.

The centre-left PD party, which governs with 5-Star, has been reluctant to deprive Autostrade of its concession, fearing it could lead to a large compensation claim against the state.

A spokesman for the prime minister’s office said later that the talks had been “useful” to review the “delicate dossier” and there would be further analysis of the matter over the next few days.

A resolution of the issue of the concession could clear the way for a 1.25 billion-euro ($1.37 billion) state-guaranteed loan which Autostrade has applied for to weather the coronavirus crisis.

The request for help during the virus pandemic triggered criticism last week from 5-Star members who are against the state guaranteeing funding to Atlantia, led by the Benetton family.

5-star wants either a revocation of the concession or for Atlantia to reduce its 88% stake in Autostrade so that the Benetton family loses control of the motorway operator, a party source said.

The government would back an acquisition of a substantial stake in Autostrade by infrastructure fund F2i and state lender CDP, the government sources said.

However, a third source close to the matter told Reuters that CDP was unwilling to take a stake in Autostrade before the dispute with the government was settled.

Shares in Atlantia closed up 3.7% at 15.09 euros.

UK government ‘bleeding credibility’ over PM’s aide, says cabinet member: ITV

May 24, 2020 / 6:04 PM / Updated 3 hours agoUK government 'bleeding credibility' over PM's aide, says cabinet member: ITV

LONDON (Reuters) – British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s government is bleeding credibility over senior aide Dominic Cummings, who is facing calls to resign for a journey during the coronavirus lockdown, an unnamed cabinet member told ITV on Sunday.

“One cabinet member says they were “stunned” by the PM’s statement, with government “bleeding credibility” to keep Cummings in a job,” ITV Political Correspondent Paul Brand tweeted.

Italy has come out of worst part of virus emergency: PM

May 21, 2020 / 8:56 AM / Updated 27 minutes agoItaly has come out of worst part of virus emergency: PM

FILE PHOTO: Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte attends a session of the lower house of parliament on the coronavirus disease (COVID-19) in Rome, Italy April 21, 2020. REUTERS/Remo Casilli/File Photo

ROME (Reuters) – Italy has left the worst part of the COVID-19 emergency behind and as lockdown restrictions are slowly lifted the country must now enter the new phase with confidence and responsibility, Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte said on Thursday.

“We can say that the worst is behind us… we cannot stop to wait for a vaccine, otherwise we would find ourselves with an irreparably compromised society and production system,” Conte said, outlining the government’s recent stimulus package in parliament.

The premier also said banks “can and must do more, especially to accelerate the procedures to grant state-backed loans.”

Ardern becomes New Zealand’s most popular PM in a century: poll

May 18, 2020 / 7:07 AM / Updated an hour agoArdern becomes New Zealand's most popular PM in a century: poll

(Reuters) – Jacinda Ardern became New Zealand’s most popular prime minister in a century, a Newshub-Reid Research poll showed on Monday, thanks to her COVID-19 response that made the country among the most successful in curbing the spread of the disease.

FILE PHOTO: New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern during a news conference prior to the anniversary of the mosque attacks that took place the prior year in Christchurch, New Zealand, March 13, 2020. REUTERS/Martin Hunter

The first public poll since the coronavirus crisis took hold showed popularity for Ardern’s Labour jumped 14 points to 56.5% – the highest for any party ever.

Conversely, the biggest party in parliament – the Nationals, slumped to 30.6%, after sliding by 12.7 points.

The poll was conducted between May 8 and May 16, with half of the responses taken after the federal budget on Thursday.

As preferred PM, Ardern was at 59.5%, up 20.8 points on the last poll and the highest score for any leader in the Reid Research poll’s history.

The poll took into account public sentiment in the final days of the country’s strict level three lockdown, which also got massive support with almost 92% respondents saying it was the right call.

The Pacific nation was locked down for more than a month under “level 4” restrictions that were eased by a notch in late April. It has continued to enforce strict social measures on many of its citizens and businesses, helping prevent widespread community spread of the virus.

Businesses in the country including malls, cinemas, cafes and gyms reopened last Thursday. (May 14)

Ardern’s stratospheric rise to become the country’s youngest prime minister and third woman to hold the office resulted in New Zealanders coining the phrase “Jacinda-mania.”

The rate of new cases have slowed dramatically in New Zealand in recent weeks. The virus has so far infected 1,499 people in New Zealand and killed 21. Globally more than 4.7 million cases have been reported while over 315,000 people have died, a Reuters tally shows.

Yemen’s PM says the key to restoring peace is to end the armed militia rebellion

May 13, 2020 / 7:30 PM / Updated 2 hours agoYemen's PM says the key to restoring peace is to end the armed militia rebellion

FILE PHOTO: Yemen’s Prime Minister Maeen Abdulmalik Saeed speaks during a ceremony of the delivery of cranes as a grant from Saudi Arabia to the Aden port, Yemen December 12, 2018. Picture taken December 12, 2018. REUTERS/Fawaz Salman

CAIRO (Reuters) – Yemen’s Prime Minister Maeen Abdulmalik said on Wednesday the key to restoring peace in Yemen is to restore the country and its institutions and to end the armed militia rebellion, according to a statement from his office.

The separatist Southern Transitional Council (STC) on April 25 declared self-rule in Aden and other southern regions, threatening to renew a conflict with the Saudi-backed government in Yemen’s multifaceted war.

Polish presidential election not before June, deputy PM says

May 7, 2020 / 6:42 AM / Updated 3 hours agoPolish presidential election not before June, deputy PM says

WARSAW (Reuters) – Poland’s presidential election will be held in June at the earliest, the country’s Deputy Prime Minister Jacek Sasin said on Thursday, hours after the governing nationalists decided that voting would be postponed from May 10.

“The earliest possible date is June,” Sasin told private radio RMF FM.

The lower house of parliament is on Thursday to vote whether to approve government-sponsored legislation that would allow for a postal vote during a presidential election.

Czechs ease more travel bans, add help for coronavirus-hit firms

May 4, 2020 / 3:51 PM / in 2 hoursCzechs ease more travel bans, add help for coronavirus-hit firmsRobert Muller, Jason Hovet

PRAGUE (Reuters) – The Czech Republic will lift a ban on international bus and train travel from May 11 as the government on Monday rolled back more of its measures to combat the coronavirus outbreak and added aid to hard-hit companies.

FILE PHOTO: People wearing face masks walk down the stairs past the closed Prague Castle, as the spread of the coronavirus disease (COVID-19) continues, in Prague, Czech Republic, April 19, 2020. REUTERS/David W Cerny/File Photo

A virtual lockdown of the central European country in March has taken a harsh economic toll, with shuttered shops only now just getting back to business while manufacturing activity is at its weakest since the 2009 global financial crisis.

The government largely sealed borders in mid-March, a move seen throughout Europe as the outbreak grew. The state has already allowed Czechs to travel abroad again although those returning must show negative coronavirus tests or quarantine.

On Monday, it decided international bus and rail links can restart next week. However, operators said the renewal of routes will depend largely on neighbouring countries’ restrictions.

Tourism into the Czech Republic is still largely prohibited except for European Union business travellers and students. The government on Monday it would also allow non-EU citizens in for seasonal work or healthcare work from May 11.

The government also approved extended aid payments to small companies and self employed. The cabinet suspended an online sales reporting system, easing businesses’ costs.

The Industry Ministry will also prepare a plan to give rent relief to companies, agreeing to cover half the cost if landlords chip in 30%, minister Karel Havlicek said.

The government has pledged more than 1 trillion crowns ($40.24 billion) mostly in loan guarantees and direct aid for affected workers and firms. It is planning a record budget deficit of 300 billion crowns in 2020, more than seven times its original plan.

But some business groups have criticised the help as too slow and have pushed for a quicker relaunch of businesses.

The government, saying it was confident the outbreak was under control, has started speeding up its phased reopening.

It said last week it would allow the opening of cultural and sport events with up to 100 people from May 11, including cinemas, theatres and religious services. All face new hygiene rules. Shopping malls and larger shops are also due to open next week after small stores reopened last Monday.

Restaurants, pubs and hotels are due open on May 25.

The Czech Republic, a country of 10.7 million, had reported 7,799 cases of the virus by late Monday afternoon. Almost half have recovered and 251 deaths have been recorded.

* For an interactive graphic on cases in the Czech Republic: tmsnrt.rs/2S2oJ8A?eikon=true

($1 = 24.8490 Czech crowns)

France reports 135 more deaths from COVID-19, taking toll to 24,895

May 3, 2020 / 6:20 PM / in 3 hoursFrance reports 135 more deaths from COVID-19, taking toll to 24,895

PARIS (Reuters) – The number of people who have died in France after contracting the new coronavirus rose on Sunday by 135 to 24,895, the health ministry said.

The number of people treated in hospital for the coronavirus and the number of people in intensive care units continued to decline, it said.

The number of people in hospital with the COVID-19 respiratory disease caused by the coronavirus fell on Sunday to 25,815 from 25,827 on Saturday, and the number of people in intensive care fell to 3,819 from 3,827.

UK COVID-19 death toll up 315 to 28,446

May 3, 2020 / 3:42 PM / in 4 hoursUK COVID-19 death toll up 315 to 28,446

LONDON (Reuters) – The United Kingdom’s death toll from COVID-19 rose to 28,446, an increase of 315, according to latest data on Sunday that includes hospitals and other settings like nursing homes.

The data, produced by the official Public Health England and its counterparts in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, records the number of deaths in a 24-hour reporting period.

Earlier data on Sunday published by NHS England, the body which leads the state-funded health system in Britain’s most populous nation, said there had been 327 deaths reported by hospitals in England in the reporting period.

The discrepancy between these two totals is because the NHS England figure records the date when deaths are reported by hospitals, which is not necessarily the same day they occurred.

The UK-wide figures collated by Public Health England are based on when deaths occurred rather than when they were reported by hospitals.

Poland to reopen hotels and shopping malls on May 4: PM

April 29, 2020 / 8:42 AM / in 37 minutesPoland to reopen hotels and shopping malls on May 4: PM

FILE PHOTO: Poland’s Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki arrives for the second day of the European Union leaders summit, held to discuss the EU’s long-term budget for 2021-2027, in Brussels, Belgium, February 21, 2020. Ludovic Marin/Pool via REUTERS

WARSAW (Reuters) – Poland will reopen hotels and shopping malls on May 4 while it will consider reopening pre-schools on May 6, Poland’s Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki said on Wednesday, in a move to ease restrictions imposed to stop the spread of the coronavirus.

Poland started relaxing some curbs earlier in April, saying they were costly for the economy. It has reopened forests and parks and eased rules on the number of customers in shops.

By Wednesday, the European Union member state of 38 million had reported 12,415 cases and 606 deaths.

France to widen COVID-19 testing programme: PM

April 28, 2020 / 1:42 PM / Updated 3 hours agoFrance to widen COVID-19 testing programme: PM

French Prime Minister Edouard Philippe is seen on screens delivering a speech to present the French government’s plan to unwind the country’s coronavirus lockdown at the National Assembly in Paris as a lockdown is imposed to slow the rate of the coronavirus disease (COVID-19) in France, in this illustration picture taken April 28, 2020. REUTERS/Christian Hartmann/Illustration

PARIS (Reuters) – France will implement a new doctrine on COVID-19 testing from May 11 with the aim of testing everyone who has come into contact with people who are infected, Prime Minister Edouard Philippe told parliament.

He said the government had set itself the goal of carrying out at least 700,000 tests per week starting from May 11, when a gradual easing of restrictive measures is due to begin.

“Once a person has tested positive, we will begin to identify and test all those, symptomatic or not, who have had close contact with them. All these contact cases will be tested and will be asked to isolate themselves,” Philippe said.

U.S. says will not take part in WHO global drugs, vaccine initiative launch

April 24, 2020 / 12:51 PM / in 7 hoursU.S. says will not take part in WHO global drugs, vaccine initiative launch

GENEVA (Reuters) – The United States will not take part in the launching of a global initiative on Friday to speed the development, production and distribution of drugs and vaccines against COVID-19, a spokesman for the U.S. mission in Geneva told Reuters.

“There will be no U.S. official participation”, he said in an email reply to a query. “We look forward to learning more about this initiative in support of international cooperation to develop a vaccine for COVID-19 as soon as possible.”

U.S. President Donald Trump has announced a suspension of funding to the World Health Organization (WHO), where it is the largest donor. French President Emmanuel Macron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel will help launch the global initiative on Friday, the U.N. agency said ahead of the 1300 GMT event.

Czech government lifts ban on travel abroad, health minister says

April 23, 2020 / 8:18 PM / in an hourCzech government lifts ban on travel abroad, health minister says

PRAGUE (Reuters) – The Czech government lifted a ban on its citizens traveling abroad for reasons other than work following an improvement in conditions of the coronavirus outbreak, Health Minister Adam Vojtech said on Thursday.

“It is possible to travel abroad, even for a holiday. But when one returns, they have to be COVID-negative, with proof by a test, or go into a two-week quarantine,” Vojtech said at a televised news conference.

Greece has won a battle against COVID-19 but war is not over: PM

April 13, 2020 / 6:20 PM / Updated 27 minutes agoGreece has won a battle against COVID-19 but war is not over: PM

ATHENS (Reuters) – Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis praised the country’s efforts to contain the coronavirus on Monday but said there was no room for complacency before Orthodox Easter, when hundreds of thousands normally head to family gatherings.

FILE PHOTO: Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis and Greek Health Minister Vassilis Kikilias wear protective face masks during a visit at Sotiria Hospital in Athens, Greece, April 6, 2020. Greek Prime Minister’s Office/Dimitris Papamitsos/Handout via REUTERS

Greece was swift in implementing measures of social distancing after its first case of COVID-19 surfaced in late February, imposing a nationwide lockdown days later which is being respected with few exceptions across the country.

“We showed our best self and this … fills us with pride, it arms us with more courage to keep fighting,” Mitsotakis said, in a televised statement.

“The war has not been won yet,” he added.

Greece reported 30 new cases of COVID-19 on Monday, bringing the total in the country to 2,145. Ninety-nine people have died.

A week before Orthodox Easter, the conservative premier urged Greeks to stay home and not be tempted to go to church as any complacency could easily reverse the country’s successful efforts to contain the disease so far. Greeks risk stiff fines if they break the ban, and movement is allowed only with permits.

Easter is the highlight of the religious calendar for many Greeks, who overwhelmingly belong to the Eastern Orthodox communion. Many normally pack churches from Palm Sunday to Easter Sunday.

“It’s not our health which is at risk … but the health of the faithful,” he said. “Only a thread separates victory from defeat.”

Mitsotakis said the economic recession will be deep in 2020 for a country which emerged from bailouts only two years ago, but added that growth could be strong in 2021.

He said the state was ready to spend up to 14 billion euros to support businesses and protect jobs from the impact of the virus along with 10 billion euros in European funds.

Greece’s finance minister said earlier on Monday that coronavirus-hit countries in Europe may expect a 5-10 percent recession this year.

But during the unprecedented health crisis the state was forced to push forward with reforms pending for years, and Greeks have also changed, Mitsotakis said.

“It’s certain, that when the crisis is over we’ll look at the people who stack supermarket shelves differently. We will care if the man on the bike is wearing a helmet. We’ll be saying good morning to the women and men emptying our neighborhoods garbage containers,” he said.

“They will no longer be invisible.”

blackbear – BURNT AF Lyrics

Play this song

[Intro]
Oh, burnt
So burnt
Burnt as fuck

[Verse 1]
I woke up at 7 AM to The Mars Volta
The songs you be playing remind me we’ve grown older
Sick with a kid in your belly, I drank soda
With Maker’s and ice, let you cry on my shoulder
You blame me for everything, you got the best of me
I almost died and I’ll give you the recipe
I almost died on the day that you showed up

[Pre-Chorus]
You culture, culture, culture vulture
Still got my Gucci hoodie, what up?

[Chorus]
We belong to other lovers so we gonna hurt each other
We only hurt each other
We belong to other lovers, I don’t know why I even tried
We belong to other lovers so we gonna hurt each other
Why we go and choose each other?
We belong to other lovers, I don’t know why I even tried
Burnt as fuck, burnt as fuck
Burnt as fuck, burnt as fuck
Burnt as fuck, burnt as fuck

[Verse 2]
I woke up at 7 PM in a mansion
Next to a girl I thought I just danced with
Guess the maids let me sleep
Call an Uber, change my sheets
Made me move back to suite 23 at the chateau
I’m off for the rest of the spring, maybe check back to rehab
We’ll see
I’m turning into someone who surely ain’t me
Look in the mirror like, “Who could that be?”
And I blame a lot on you
Your name even rhyme, but it ain’t that deep

[Pre-Chorus]
You’re just a culture, culture, culture vulture
Still got my Gucci hoodie, what up?

[Chorus]
We belong to other lovers so we gonna hurt each other
We only hurt each other
We belong to other lovers, I don’t know why I even tried
We belong to other lovers so we gonna hurt each other
Why we go and choose each other?
We belong to other lovers, I don’t know why I even tried

EARTHGANG – PRADA U Lyrics

[Intro: Johnny Venus]
From the heart, from the heart this time
All of these dreams that you don’t need true
All of these things you don’t give too
Call on me, I’ll carry you
There ain’t no thing I wouldn’t do
Lions, tigers, bears and all of these [?]
They could never come between me and you

[Hook: Young Thug]
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you (Yeah!)
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you (Oh!)
You, you, you, you, you baby
You, you, you, you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you (Yeah!)
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you (Oh!)
You, you, you, you, you baby
You, you, you, you

[Verse 1: Johnny Venus]
I know half of most don’t see ya
Couldn’t believe it when you told ’em you was leaving yeah
When you put them Cinderella’s on your feet, yeah
When you shot it, kinda hard to be discreet, yeah
I’m gon’ put you on vacation, get some leisure
I’m gon’ do whatever it take baby to please ya
I been through the dirt, I been through the thick
And I held my heart but you never be beating
Check don’t need when I aim when I need that
Held me tight when the game on tweak yeah
Hard times though you make it look easy, easy
Heartache though you make it look easy, easy

[Bridge: Young Thug]
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
Heartache though you make it look easy, easy
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
Heartache though you make it look easy, easy
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you

[Verse 2: Young Thug]
We having designer sex, crawling on top of me
While I keep my timing yeah everything beating
Help you get your body breeze, conspiracy, yeah
Drip from my head to my sock and I’m whipping a new machine
I got the percocets, I got the guap
And I got me a cool nervous thing
She went to whipping it
Had to tell her “Lil baby I’m proud of you”
Flex your bank account without a salary
In this bank and this lettuce and radish due
Ima keep it clean in case I see you
She said “Babe, tell me how you missing but you never ride by
I got all little girlfriends” that is really cool
And I can tell you all the time

[Bridge 2: Young Thug]
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you (Aye!)
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you (Whoo!)
You, you, you, you
Say, you, you, you, you
I’m proud of you, aye

[Verse 3: Doctur Dot]
She put the Energizer batteries in my bank
I can eat PM brownish
Tell her how I feel, just like Harriet Tubman
Take me to feed ’em like Harriet Tubman
Pray for me even though I don’t deserve it
Get off your knees and bend over and bust it
We nobody, get the poser, not business
TV’s made it easier to have a discussion
Wow, wow, I’m so fucking proud
Keep taking backshots like that
Fuck around, give your ass a child
You are a keychain of colors
On me fireworks she fucking wild
I can see it now, I believe first
No bandwagon, no T-Shirt
Know you’re going like a fucking meteor
Did you bring a friend? I ain’t see her
Tell her digitally tryna keep her
Proud of you, I study you, I do the research baby

[Outro: Young Thug]
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you (Yeah!)
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you (Oh!)
You, you, you, you, you baby
You, you, you, you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you, I’m proud of you
I’m proud of you

Chris Brown – Had To Do It… Sorry DJ Khaled Lyrics

[Intro: Michael Jackson & DJ Khaled]
And we can ride, and we can ride the boogie
We the Best Music!
You gotta feel that beat
And we can ride, and we can ride the boogie
Another one
I wanna rock with you
DJ Khaled!

[Verse 1: Chris Brown]
I’ve been looking for a BM
‘Bout to see this boy slide, that’s a DM
Yeah, got into her DM (ayy)
And I started lining up for the PM, baby (woah)
I need a one, two, three-some
I need a girl to throw it back like a refund, I don’t mind
Feel that beat (that beat), baby
Bounce that ass and I’m grabbing it like a rebound

[Pre-Chorus: Chris Brown]
‘Cause I want a fatty on me
‘Cause I keep a Magnum on me
Don’t mind, take your time on me
Late night, rub that ass on me, girl
Where you at? I’m tryna find ya (yep)
I hope them other fellas nevermind ya, yeah, yeah
So I can pull down your blinds, girl, I swear

[Chorus: Chris Brown & Michael Jackson]
I wanna wake up naked next to you (next to you, baby)
We can rock, we can rock the
Next to you, to you, to you, to you (ooh, I)
I wanna wake up naked next to you (to, to you, oh, to you, to you, to you)

[Verse 2: Chris Brown]
And my pad on the East Side, B side
Now you down like a beach towel
I, want the breakfast in bed
Body soft like butter spread, girl, you a snack (yikes!)
Got that bass in your trunk (oh!)
And two Chevy’s side to side (woo)
We can ride all night, ’cause I’m all papers now

[Pre-Chorus 2: Chris Brown]
I need a fatty on me
I keep a Magnum on me
Don’t pack 24 karats
Really, I’m all in it, girl (hey)
Where you at? I’m right behind ya, yeah
And tell them other niggas don’t bother (yeah)
‘Cause I’ma love you all night, yeah, I swear, yeah (oh)

[Chorus: Chris Brown & Michael Jackson]
I wanna wake up naked next to you (next to you, baby)
We can rock, we can rock the
Next to you, to you, to you, to you (ooh, I)
I wanna wake up naked next to you (to, to you, oh, to you, to you, to you)

[Bridge: Chris Brown]
Good morning, my moses
French toast and French kiss is what I want
Yeah, Folgers, stay over
Sweat pants and hair up in a pony, ha
You know I love that fresh face, ooh, woah
Up in that bag, already packed
Bring that ass over to my place (ow!)
Bring that ass to my place, come on (ooh, hoo)
My house, place, place

[Chorus: Chris Brown & Michael Jackson]
I wanna wake up naked next to you (next to you, baby)
We can rock, we can rock the
Next to you, to you, to you, to you (ooh, I)
I wanna wake up naked next to you (to, to you, oh, to you, to you, to you)

[Outro: Michael Jackson]
And we can ride, and we can ride the boogie
Share that beat of love
I wanna rock with you

SZA – Broken Clocks (At Grammy Awards 2018) (Live)

[Verse 1]
Run fast from my day job
Runnin’ fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin’ back to the strip club
I’m never going back, never going back
No you can’t make me
Never going back, never going back (nah)
They never take me (yeah)
I’ve paid enough of petty dues
I’ve had enough of shitty news
I’ve had a thing for dirty shoes since I was 10
Love dirty men alike

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh
Better day than yesterday (keep cuttin’ up)
Ooh oh
I just take it day by day
Ooh oh oh
Never hearing what they say
Ooh ooh
I just do it my way

[Chorus]
All I got is these broken clocks
I ain’t got no time
Just burning daylight
Still love and it’s still love, and it’s still love
It’s still love, still love (still lovin’), still love
It’s still love but it’s still love
Nothin’ but love for you (nothin’ but)
Nothin’ but love (nothin’ but)
Nothin’ but love

[Post-Chorus]
All that I’ve got, pieces and pages
Talking a lot, sorry I’m faded
Think I’ve forgot, you love me
You love me
You love me

[Verse 2]
Got a shift at 10 AM
Gotta dip at 10 PM
Gotta get that cash
Won’t get past the lunch break
I ain’t had a smoke break
In about two days don’t break
Been about three years since I dated you
Why you still talking ’bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to whoever
I was down for whatever and then some
You gon’ make me late to work again

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh
Better day than yesterday
Ooh oh
I just take it day by day
Ooh oh oh
Never hearing what they say
Ooh ooh
I just do it my way (just do it)

[Chorus]
All I got is these broken clocks
I ain’t got no time
Just burning daylight
Still love and it’s still love, and it’s still love
It’s still love, still love, still love (still lovin’)
It’s still love but it’s still love (still lovin’)
Nothin’ but love for you
Nothin’ but love (nothin’ but)
Nothin’ but love

[Bridge]
I don’t eat, can’t sleep past 9 AM
Heartbeat make me feel young again (like a snail, like a)
Can’t beat em just join the party (come and join the party)
I don’t wanna, don’t need nobody

[Post-Chorus]
All that I’ve got, pieces and pages
Talking a lot, sorry I’m faded
Think I’ve forgot, you love me
You love me
You love me
You love me
You love me
You love me

SZA – Broken Clocks (Ctrl Album)

[Verse 1]
Run fast from my day job
Runnin’ fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin’ back to the strip club
I’m never going back, never going back
No you can’t make me
Never going back, never going back (nah)
They never take me (yeah)
I’ve paid enough of petty dues
I’ve had enough of shitty news
I’ve had a thing for dirty shoes since I was 10
Love dirty men alike

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh
Better day than yesterday (keep cuttin’ up)
Ooh oh
I just take it day by day
Ooh oh oh
Never hearing what they say
Ooh ooh
I just do it my way

[Chorus]
All I got is these broken clocks
I ain’t got no time
Just burning daylight
Still love and it’s still love, and it’s still love
It’s still love, still love (still lovin’), still love
It’s still love but it’s still love
Nothin’ but love for you (nothin’ but)
Nothin’ but love (nothin’ but)
Nothin’ but love

[Post-Chorus]
All that I’ve got, pieces and pages
Talking a lot, sorry I’m faded
Think I’ve forgot, you love me
You love me
You love me

[Verse 2]
Got a shift at 10 AM
Gotta dip at 10 PM
Gotta get that cash
Won’t get past the lunch break
I ain’t had a smoke break
In about two days don’t break
Been about three years since I dated you
Why you still talking ’bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to whoever
I was down for whatever and then some
You gon’ make me late to work again

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh
Better day than yesterday
Ooh oh
I just take it day by day
Ooh oh oh
Never hearing what they say
Ooh ooh
I just do it my way (just do it)

[Chorus]
All I got is these broken clocks
I ain’t got no time
Just burning daylight
Still love and it’s still love, and it’s still love
It’s still love, still love, still love (still lovin’)
It’s still love but it’s still love (still lovin’)
Nothin’ but love for you
Nothin’ but love (nothin’ but)
Nothin’ but love

[Bridge]
I don’t eat, can’t sleep past 9 AM
Heartbeat make me feel young again (like a snail, like a)
Can’t beat em just join the party (come and join the party)
I don’t wanna, don’t need nobody

[Post-Chorus]
All that I’ve got, pieces and pages
Talking a lot, sorry I’m faded
Think I’ve forgot, you love me
You love me
You love me
You love me
You love me
You love me

SZA – Broken Clocks lyrics

Run fast from my day job
Running fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Running back to the strip club
I’m never going back, never going back
No you can’t make me
Never going back, never going back
They never take me
I’ve paid enough of petty dues
I’ve had enough of shitty news
I’ve had a thing for dirty shoes since I was 10
Love dirty men alike

[Pre-Chorus]
Ohhhh
Better day than yesterday
Ohhhh
I just take it day by day
Ohhhh
Never hearing what they say
Ohhhhh
I just do it my way

[Chorus]
All I got is these broken clocks
I ain’t got no time
Just burning daylight
Still up still up
Its still love its
Still love still love still loving still love
Nothing but love for you
Nothing but love
Nothing but love

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[Post-Chorus]
All that I’ve got
Pieces and pages
Talking a lot
Sorry I’m faded
Think I forgot
You love me
You love me
You love me

[Verse 2]
Got a shift at 10 AM
Got a dip at 10 PM
Gotta get that cash
Won’t get past the lunch break
I ain’t had a smoke break
In about two days [?]
Been about three years since I dated you
Why you still talking bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to the weather
I was down for whatever
And then some
You got make me late to work again

[Pre-Chorus]
Ohhhhh
Better day than yesterday
Ohhhh
I just take it day by day
Ohhhh
Never hearing what they say
Ohhhhh
I just do it my way

[Chorus]
All I got is these broken clocks
I ain’t got no time
Just burning daylight
Still up still up
Its still love its still love
Still love still love still loving still love
Nothing but love for you
Nothing but love
Nothing but love

[Bridge]
I don’t eat can’t sleep past 9 AM
Heartbeat makes me feel young again
Can’t beat em just join the party
I dont wanna don’t need nobody

[Post-Chorus]
All that I’ve got
Pieces and pages
Talking a lot
Sorry I’m faded
Think I forgot
You love me
You love me
You love me

100 shots – Young Dolph lyrics

Lyrics Young Dolph – 100 shots

Yeah, it’s Dolph
Hey, bring me some Backwoods up outta there, homie and a cup of ice
And some rubber bands up outta there too, homie, yeah
It’s 3 PM, 80 degrees outside
I’m in somethin’ that go real fast, sittin’ outside the cornerstore
Six figure client, got no business in this area.(100 shots)

If it ain’t one thing, it’s a motherf*ckin’ ‘nother
We trapped together than that’s my motherf*ckin’ brother
I pay her bills and buy her designer but I don’t love her
She just play her part when it’s time to smuggle
I pull up, pick up that bag, and burn rubber
I got a sweet tooth but I stay away from suckers
Nobu in Malibu was my last supper
I f*cked her in rush hour traffic, Chris Tucker
Everybody screamin’ gang gang gang
Them folks come and get you, you gon’ tell on the whole gang
She said can she f*ck me with my diamond chains?
If I ain’t in the bank, then I’m on the plane
‘Bout to go get some money or go spend some money
They stopped me in the airport, had too many benjis on me
They don’t want you to live, they don’t want you to ball
Them pussies smile in your face, yeah, then they pray for you to fall, hey
Young nigga stay focused versuri-lyrics.info
But I really want to crash
Think about where you at
Then think about your past
Yeah, I really came from s**t
But I won’t change for s**t
My b*tch say I’m stuck in my ways
My wrist say I been getting paiddd.

A hundred shots, a hundred shots
Me and my niggas pull up in a hundred drops (skrrt)
My role model used to get a hundred blocks (hey)
Street niggas in a tuxedo, we the mob (yeah).

She looked at my watch too long, now she see stars (blow, blow)
I got so high last night I did a show on Mars (woo)
Your b*tch ate my d*ck, I caught her on them bars (Xanax)
My pinky ring extra large (yeah)
Foreigns all in the garage
Remember my first menage (yeah)
Yeah, Tori and Brittany (yup)
I’m shoppin’ for diamonds at Tiffany’s (Tiffany’s)
No, I don’t got no sympathy (nah)
She blew my whistle like a referee (wet)
Broke black nigga, remember me? (Hey)
Until I found out that recipe (yeah, woo)
Started getting about ten a week (yeah)
Finger on the trigger when I sleep (yup)
Yeah, nigga, I rather you than me (yeah)
Backseat, smokin’ good weed (gelato).

A 100 shots, a hundred shots
How the f*ck you miss a whole hundred shots?

You not welcome at my trap if you don’t shop (ayy, get out, bro)
Before you come through that back door you better knock (ayy, get the door)
They been waitin’ on this gangster s**t to drop (bulletproof)
Even them f*ck niggas that wish I could be stopped (hey, hey)
How many d*cks you sucked to get that couple million? (Hahaha)
Self made millionaire, oh what a feelin’ (yeah, yeah)
My niggas came from dealin’ (ayy)
f*ck nigga get out your feelings (ayy)
Your b*tch gave me sexual healin’ (woo)
Guess who just walked in the buildin’? (It’s Dolph)
Came out with six b*tches (wet)
My uncle said that’s pimpin’
My diamonds always hittin’ (uh)
You lookin’ for your b*tch, she with me nigga, she ain’t missin’ (nah)
I told you f*ck nigga stay out my way, but you didn’t listen (stupid a*s niggas, yeah)
Big rocks, in my watch (hey, hey, in my watch)
And we put extensions in all of the Glocks.

A 100 shots, a 100 shots
How the f*ck you miss a whole hundred shots?
Yeah, it’s Dolph
How the f*ck you miss a whole hundred shotsss?
Young Dolph lyrics
Video shots

Young Dolph – 100 Shots (Bulletproof Album)

[Intro]
Yeah, it’s Dolph
Hey, bring me some Backwoods up outta there, homie and a cup of ice
And some rubber bands up outta there too, homie, yeah
It’s 3 PM, 80 degrees outside
I’m in somethin’ that go real fast, sittin’ outside the cornerstore
Six figure client, got no business in this area

[Verse 1]
If it ain’t one thing, it’s a motherfuckin’ ‘nother (goddamn)
We trapped together than that’s my motherfuckin’ brother (that’s my dog)
I pay her bills and buy her designer but I don’t love her (hey, what you need, lil’ mama?)
She just play her part when it’s time to smuggle (ayy, you ready?)
I pull up, pick up that bag, and burn rubber (skrrt)
I got a sweet tooth but I stay away from suckers (for real though)
Nobu in Malibu was my last supper (we eatin’ good)
I fucked her in rush hour traffic, Chris Tucker (haha, yeah)
Everybody screamin’ gang gang gang (gang)
Them folks come and get you, you gon’ tell on the whole gang (gang)
She said can she fuck me with my diamond chains?
If I ain’t in the bank, then I’m on the plane (yeah, hey)
‘Bout to go get some money or go spend some money (yeah)
They stopped me in the airport, had too many benjis on me (Franklins)
They don’t want you to live, they don’t want you to ball
Them pussies smile in your face, yeah, then they pray for you to fall, hey
Young nigga stay focused (yeah)
But I really want to crash (damn)
Think about where you at (okay)
Then think about your past (alright)
Yeah, I really came from shit (yeah)
But I won’t change for shit (nah)
My bitch say I’m stuck in my ways (yeah)
My wrist say I been getting paid (yeah)

[Chorus]
A hundred shots, a hundred shots
Me and my niggas pull up in a hundred drops (skrrt)
My role model used to get a hundred blocks (hey)
Street niggas in a tuxedo, we the mob (yeah)

[Verse 2]
She looked at my watch too long, now she see stars (blow, blow)
I got so high last night I did a show on Mars (woo)
Your bitch ate my dick, I caught her on them bars (Xanax)
My pinky ring extra large (yeah)
Foreigns all in the garage
Remember my first menage (yeah)
Yeah, Tori and Brittany (yup)
I’m shoppin’ for diamonds at Tiffany’s (Tiffany’s)
No, I don’t got no sympathy (nah)
She blew my whistle like a referee (wet)
Broke black nigga, remember me? (Hey)
Until I found out that recipe (yeah, woo)
Started getting about ten a week (yeah)
Finger on the trigger when I sleep (yup)
Yeah, nigga, I rather you than me (yeah)
Backseat, smokin’ good weed (gelato)

[Chorus]
A hundred shots, a hundred shots
How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots?

[Verse 3]
You not welcome at my trap if you don’t shop (ayy, get out, bro)
Before you come through that back door you better knock (ayy, get the door)
They been waitin’ on this gangster shit to drop (bulletproof)
Even them fuck niggas that wish I could be stopped (hey, hey)
How many dicks you sucked to get that couple million? (Hahaha)
Self made millionaire, oh what a feelin’ (yeah, yeah)
My niggas came from dealin’ (ayy)
Fuck nigga get out your feelings (ayy)
Your bitch gave me sexual healin’ (woo)
Guess who just walked in the buildin’? (It’s Dolph)
Came out with six bitches (wet)
My uncle said that’s pimpin’
My diamonds always hittin’ (uh)
You lookin’ for your bitch, she with me nigga, she ain’t missin’ (nah)
I told you fuck nigga stay out my way, but you didn’t listen (stupid ass niggas, yeah)
Big rocks, in my watch (hey, hey, in my watch)
And we put extensions in all of the Glocks (haha)

[Chorus]
A hundred shots, a hundred shots
How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots?
Yeah, it’s Dolph
How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots?

Young Dolph – 100 Shots Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah
It’s Dolph
Hey bring me some Backwoods up outta there homie, and a cup of ice
And some rubber bands up outta there too homie, yeah
It’s 3 PM, 80 degrees outside
I’m in somethin’ that go real fast, sitting outside the cornerstore
Six figure client got no business in this area

[Verse 1]
If it ain’t one thing it’s a motherfuckin’ ‘nother
We trapped together than that’s my motherfuckin’ brother
I pay her bills and buy her designer but I don’t love her
She just play her part when it’s time to smuggle
I pull up, pick up that bag, and burn rubber
I got a sweet tooth but I stay away from suckers
Nobu in Malibu was my last supper
I fucked her in rush hour traffic, Chris Tucker
Everybody screaming gang gang gang
Them folks come and get you, you gon’ tell on the whole gang
She said can she fuck me with my diamond chains
If I ain’t in the bank then I’m on the plane
‘Bout to go get some money or go spend some money
They stopped me in the airport, had too many benjis on me
They don’t want you to live, they don’t want you to ball
Them pussies smile in your face, then they pray for you to fall
Young nigga stay focused
But I really want to crash
Think about where you at
Then think about your past
Yeah I really came from shit
But I won’t change for shit
My bitch say I’m stuck in my ways
My wrist say I been getting paid

[Refrain]
A hundred shots, a hundred shots
Me and my niggas pull up in a hundred drops
My role model used to get a hundred blocks
Street niggas in a tuxedo, we the mob

[Verse 2]
She looked at my watch too long, now she see stars
I got so high last night I did a show on Mars
Your bitch ate my dick, I caught her on them bars
My pinky ring extra large
Foreigns all in the garage, remember my first menage
Yeah, Tori and Brittany
I’m shopping for diamonds at Tiffany’s
No, I don’t got no sympathy
She blew my whistle like a referee
Broke black nigga, remember me?
Until I found out that recipe
Started getting about ten a week
Finger on the trigger when I sleep
Yeah nigga, I rather you than me
Backseat, smoking good weed

[Refrain]
A hundred shots, a hundred shots
How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots?

[Verse 3]
You not welcome at my trap if you don’t shop
Before you come through that back door you better knock
They been waiting on this gangster shit to drop
Even them fuck niggas that wish I could be stopped
How many dicks you sucked to get that couple million?
Self made millionaire, oh what a feeling
My niggas came from dealing
Fuck nigga get out your feelings
Your bitch gave me sexual healing
Guess who just walked in the building?
Came out with six bitches
My uncle said that’s pimpin’
My diamonds always hittin’
You looking for your bitch, she with me nigga, she ain’t missin’
I told you fuck nigga stay out my way, but you didn’t listen
Big rocks in my watch
And we put extensions in all of the Glocks

[Refrain]
A hundred shots, a hundred shots
How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots?
Yeah, it’s Dolph
How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots?

Nines – Getting Money Now (One Foot Out Album)

[Hook]
We gettin’ money now, now
From the AM to the PM
All these bad bitches in my DM, yeah
They gon’ be horny when we see them
They gon’ be horny when we see them
We got money now, now
From the AM to the PM
All these bad bitches in my DM, yeah
They’ll be horny when we see them
They’ll be horny when we see them
I got money now, now

[Verse 1: Nines]
Stretchin’ keys, don’t need to give my ‘nect the P’s
Them man are still preppin’ D’s
Come through with my neck on freeze
I ain’t browsing, I’m spending G’s
Them niggas starving, soon bill a tennis court in my garden
I ain’t scared when they Yay’s touchin’ cuh it’s less risky when you pay customs
If you had my chick, you’d probably never cheat
But I be smashin’ groupies on these Fendi sheets
Them rappers can’t keep up with me
Ten racks, I blew it like a cup of tea
My nigga Jojo be in that lambo
Anywhere I go then gang go
Always wanted a penthouse
Now I treat the penthouse like a bando

[Hook]
We gettin’ money now, now
From the AM to the PM
All these bad bitches in my DM, yeah
They’ll be horny when we see them
They’ll be horny when we see them
We got money now, now
From the AM to the PM
All these bad bitches in my DM, yeah
They gon’ be horny when we see them
They gon’ be horny when we see them

[Verse 2: Nines]
Uh, whip up, made a fiend white the spoon
Hollywood lookin’ like the moon
Don’t think I’m gettin’ money now I won’t see a paigon and run him down
Now I’m on the rise
BMT, most the city love me just for being me
I went Africa, see niggas starve
Felt bad comin’ home business class
I make six figures every summer drought
Way before rap, I had one foot out
They don’t know how long I put ground work in
Now me and Skrapz soon be crowd surfing
Still riskin’ my freedom for my set
Re-up gang, I just wanna call the ‘nect
Hoes and dough nigga that’s all I get
Wasn’t like this when I was wearin’ Sports Direct

[Bridge]
We gon’ make it out the ends one day
One day, one day, one day, one day, one day
Look at where I come from
Shit’s so real, real, real

[Hook]
We gettin’ money now, now
From the AM to the PM
All these bad bitches in my DM, yeah
They’ll be horny when we see them
They’ll be horny when we see them

Pink Guy – I Will Get A Vasectomy (Pink Season Album)

[Intro]
I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen

[Verse 1]
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough?
I try, to empathize with teens
Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (It’s true)
But then I realized, that I was never this stupid
My friends were never this stupid, y’all are just dense-dense-dense
Like damn, I’m really, really concerned
I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (Just fucking beat them already)

I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser. Do you have-

[Verse 2]
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
But the same ten jokes in a row, that’s not okay-okay-okay
Like damn, is that all you can come up with?
If you’re gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we’re dead serious)
If you’re under seventeen, please don’t ever talk to me
You think this is part of the act, but please don’t come near me

[Outro]
Dude, get a load of this guy! He’s never heard of irony before! What a fucking loser dude!
Jimmy it’s past your bedtime
Dad no
It’s past your bedtime, get back to bed
I was just being ironic
I don’t care
No dad please
No, you’re being a piece of shit, take these spanks you little bitch
Daddy please, daddy please
Who do you think you are? who the fuck do you think you are? Talking to people on the internet like you’re some piece of shit, calling irony
I was just being ironic
Take these fucking spanks you dumbass kid. I should’ve never given birth to you, you piece of shit. Take that, I’m out of here son
I was being ironic
If I should even call you son
Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?

I was just kidding, that crying was ironic, i wasn’t actually crying
What the fuck did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh?
Nothing daddy
That’s what I fucking thought, go back to bed, it’s nine PM

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Justine Skye – Jezebel (8 Ounces Album)

Oh Jezebel, you’re the girl the guys know so well
Jezebel, don’t wanna front you out but what the hell

Cause you all on my IG
Talkin shit bout me
All in my timeline
Picture you
Tryna out me

Internet thuggin
Avatar muggin
Now you got me black bagging
Got you on thought when I’m dragging, you

Jezebel, you’re the girl the guys know so well
Oh Jezebel, don’t wanna front you out but what the hell

We used to be friends
Now you all in my DM
From AM to PM
I just delete them

I heard you getting right now
On tour with what’s-his-face
No debate, you know the place
Word’s getting round now
You a player on the team, where all the boys go

Jezebel, you’re the girl the guys know so well
Oh Jezebel, don’t wanna front you out but what the hell

Show your face when you talk to me
Show your face
Show your face when you talk to me
Show your face
Show your face

Show your face when you talk to me (Show your face)
Show your face (Show your face)
Show your face when you talk to me
Show your face

Jezebel, you’re the girl the guys know so well
You’re the girl the guys (girl the guys) know so well
Jezebel, don’t want to front you out but what the hell

What the hell